Episodes

2 days ago
2 days ago
What nuts are in my hand? Do underground dwellers deserve respect? When someone sits around the house, who really and truly does sit "around" the house? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in today's episode!
00:00 - Guess that nut
07:40 - Show begins
08:34 - Half-hearted apology
11:40 - Have You Seen?
25:18 - Hot Take!
29:52 - Announcement!
36:08 - This & That
38:10 - The all-action ending you've been waiting for
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZSx-0z_Z0

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 46 - Greasy Taxi Driver
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
What makes for a good excuse? How do you rebel in a town of rebels? If animals keep attacking you, should you keep giving advice on animals? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode!
00:00 - Bad and good excuses
12:01 - Show begins
13:05 - Cancel Check
15:54 - Maximum Pet Zoned
22:23 - Click Bait
29:18 - Opening Pitch
38:50 - This & That
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Link: https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2025/03/12/st-petersburg-burglary-stolen-comic-books-tortoises-florida/

Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 45 - Ranger Texas Walker
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
What podcasts do cats listen to? Can MPZ be bought? What's playing at the Cartageña Playhouse? Find out the answers to these and many more questions in this episode!
00:00 - Tales from the set
09:56 - Show begins
12:35 - FULL-hearted Apology
19:34 - Coming Soon!
23:43 - Have You Seen?
32:31 - Have You Seen, too?
38:32 - Opening Pitches
52:48 - Some tough Greek word play
54:04 - Housekeeping and a closing riff
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Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcC9_Zb8Dsg

Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 44 - Twice Removed Broccoli
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
What kind of roles do fat guys get? What do nerds fight over? What kind of military team gets sent into hostile conflicts with Doodoostan? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!
00:00 - Types of roles you audition for when you are a man of size
05:18 - Show begins
12:01 - WARNING: Fellini reference
12:40 - Half-hearted Apology
16:20 - Bill teases an upcoming pitch
16:49 - Shut up, nerd!
18:28 - Have You Seen?
22:00 - The birth of a new segment?!
29:15 - Have You Seen 2?
30:40 - Have You Seen 3?
39:33 - Opening Pitch
47:17 - This N That
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
MPZ Listening Party - MAXIMUM HISTORY ZONE: A Tribute to the Great Dan Carlin
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
What happens when you cross Maximum Party Zone with Hardcore History? Listen and find out!
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Thursday Feb 13, 2025
Thursday Feb 13, 2025
Is Bill a jealous man? What do android farts smell like? Can a planet get "the sugars"? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in this episode!
00:00 - New digs
01:54 - Show begins
07:27 - Half-hearted Apology
10:28 - Clarification
11:43 - BTS Tales
12:45 - Have You Seen?
17:48 - Tales From The Audition Studio
25:06 - Have You Seen, too?
27:00 - Airport book series
41:20 - This & That
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 42 - The Demise of Human Descent Sea
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
What kind of instrument should you not play when watching someone from a van? What makes a sasquatch sad? Is it weird to be into submariners? Find out the answer to these and many more questions in this episode!
00:00 - Creepy audition location stories
11:03 - Show begins
11:40 - Half-hearted Apology
13:41 - You Have Brought Dishonor Upon This House
16:17 - Have You Seen?
19:18 - Opening Pitch
24:45 - Opening Pitch 2
33:50 - W.U.S.A.
35:39 - This & That
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Friday Jan 31, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 41 - Solo Wing Night With A Buddy
Friday Jan 31, 2025
Friday Jan 31, 2025
Why should you never put a goat on a roof? Why should you never miss a day in medical school? What happens when Elsa goes off the deep end? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode!
00:00 - The dangers of goats and nunchucks
03:58 - Show Begins
09:28 - **Crosstalk Warning!!**
11:20 - Half-Hearted Apology
16:45 - Have You Seen?
19:54 - Mr. Ghost! Check it out!
20:42 - Opening Pitch
30:20 - This & That
38:24 - Four Awkward Minutes Between Danny And Bill
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Mr. Ghost
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Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 40 - Plus Ones
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
What are good reasons to delay a doctor appointment? What does Bill mean by a "deucer"? Historically, where did the "noogie" originate from? Was a Pythagoras a good wrestler? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in today's episode!
00:00 - The drive to survive in 2025
03:25 - Unofficial Half-hearted Apology
09:45 - Show begins
10:35 - Half-hearted Apology
13:15 - MPZ Archives
21:38 - Have You Seen?
26:50 - Movie Premises That Need Movie Titles
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Saturday Jan 11, 2025
MPZ Listening Party Ep. 39 - Daniel-san Potter and the Sensei's Robe
Saturday Jan 11, 2025
Saturday Jan 11, 2025
What is the right number of bins for Christmas decorations? How many beers should you drink during our podcast? What might get you a tax deduction? Find out the answers to these and many other questions in this episode.
00:00 - De-Christmasing
09:15 - Show begins
22:26 - Have you sea-n? :(
24:53 - Have you sea-n? :)
29:44 - Opening Pitch
45:48 - This & That
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